A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping
center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and
other cleaning supplies.
By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious
she was in an extreme
hurry, and was not happy about the slowness of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a
box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get
out of here and home before Easter!"
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk.
"With that wind kicking up out there and that
brand new broom you have there, you'll be home in no time."