Concerned about his failing manhood, a farmer
went to the local doctor for help. The doctor gave
him a small container of pills and told him to take
no more than one a day.
Back home, the farmer thought he'd try the medication
on his stud horse first. The horse swallowed the pill,
jumped out of his stall, kicked a side of the barn over
and ran off down the road.
"Those pills are too strong for me," the farmer thought,
and pour the rest into his well.
Later, when the doctor came to check on him, the farmer
told how he had disposed of the medication.
"Heavens!" exclaimed the doctor. "You haven't drunk any
of the well water, have you?"
No," said the farmer. "We can't get the pump handle down."