Blond cookbook



Blond cookbook


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Sep 27, 07 at 01:19am
Blonde Cookbook

Monday
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper



Wednesday
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.


Friday
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..


Saturday
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.




Sunday
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.




GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

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Sep 27, 07 at 07:21am
Oh wow this is funny!!!

xoxo Mz V:wink:

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Sep 27, 07 at 07:57am
I must be blond and dont know it. All of my cookbooks have recipes that start," In a clean Bowl" and I cant find one and then after I get everything in a bowl it says to beat it. I dont have anywhere to go or anyway to get there if I did!

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Sep 27, 07 at 08:05am
my wife follows recipes to the letter she has a illustrated cookbook one day she got it out to make ice tea the glass in the picture showed 3 ice cubes and that is all she would use

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Sep 27, 07 at 08:14am
My ex wife burned water.