Virgin Bob



Virgin Bob


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Sep 26, 07 at 10:50am
Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upcoming wedding
night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend John, who was
quite the local Romeo. "Just relax, Bob," counseled John. "After all,
you grew up on a farm just do like the dogs do." Right after the
honeymoon the bride stormed over to her mother's house in tears and
announced that she wasn't going to live under the same roof as Bob
for even one more night. "He's totally disgusting!" she wailed. At
first Bob's bride resisted her mother's attempts to find out the
exact nature of the problem, but finally she broke down. "Ma, he
doesn't know anything at all about how to be romantic, how to make
love. .. He just keeps smelling my ass and pissing on the bedpost!"

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Sep 26, 07 at 10:55am
8O:lol::lol::lol:8O

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Sep 27, 07 at 08:15am
Bob's brother was even dumber than Bob. He ask me what to do on his wedding night and I told him to rub her all ovre and when she was hot enought to put he hardest thing he had where she pees. I overheard his new wife tell my mother the next day that Bob had got her all hot and bothered and then grabbed his bowling ball and threw it in the toilet!