A man and his wife were driving home one cold
Night when the wife asks her husband to stop
The car. There was a baby skunk lying at the
Side of the road, and she got out to see if it
Was still alive.
It was alive, and she said to her husband,
"It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it
With us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to keep warm?" the wife asks.
He says, "Put it in between your legs.
It's nice and warm there."
Giggling she asks, "But what about the smell?"
He replies, "Just hold his little nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she
Used to beat him with died at the scene.