A Wombat in the Big Apple



A Wombat in the Big Apple


ozmale1943

Sep 26, 07 at 02:17am
A Wombat from Australia decided to take a vacation to New York City to enjoy a different culture. After arriving in New York and getting settled in at his hotel, the Wombat decided to take a walk. After touring this adventurous city for a few hours he noticed several women on the side of the street strutting their stuff.
The Wombat approached one of them and asked, "What are you doing?"
The woman replied "I'm a prostitute. Are you looking for a good time?"
The Wombat immediately replied yes.
"Do you wanna have sex?" the prostitute asked.
"Well, sure. I mean, I did come here to live up the true New York experience," said the Wombat with a grin on his face.
The prostitute grabbed the Wombat's hand and directed him to her apartment where they had sex. Soon after, the Wombat got out of bed and proceeded to the door.
The prostitute yelled, "Where are you going?"
The Wombat told her that he was done and it was time for him to go. "I'm a prostitute. You have to pay me!"
The Wombat said with a disgusted tone, "Since when do I have to pay for sex?"
The prostitute replied, "Everyone I have sex with has to pay. It's in the dictionary, look it up."
The Wombat agreed to pull out a dictionary from one of her shelves to look up the word "prostitute." It said, "A woman who has sex in exchange for money."
The prostitute immediately started to chuckle and asked for her money. The Wombat then remarked, "Okay, to make it even, why don't you look up the word Wombat?"
The prostitute grabbed the dictionary and looked up "Wombat." The Wombat said, "Go ahead, read it aloud!"
The prostitute read the definition out loud. "An Australian animal that eats roots shoots and leaves."