Southern Hospitality



Southern Hospitality


yogithebear

Sep 25, 07 at 04:46pm
Some of you will enjoy this more than others - Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.

Pause:
Static..

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.

Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us - ya hear?

Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 06:56pm
Gotta love Atlanta ATC!!! From a GA born and bred true Southerner!!!

xoxo Mz V:wink:

Deleted Member

Sep 26, 07 at 01:35am
Yes thats exactly what should be done!!! Go South!!!!

PH hon.. looking lovely as ever!
Hugs
~Nina

Deleted Member

Sep 26, 07 at 06:55am
Mighty sexy yourself Nina! Thanks doll!!!

xoxo Mz V

**That's 2 Southern beauties...:wink:

Deleted Member

Sep 26, 07 at 10:24am
Don't know about the beauty part but I'm in South East Texas so that's 3 southerners.

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Sep 27, 07 at 06:59am
Of course you are beautiful Lizzie!!!

xoxo Mz V