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Sep 25, 07 at 03:57pm
Paul McCartney wakes up after his wedding night and looks over at Heather & says to himself "I must have been bloody pissed last night...I've just fucked a pirate!"

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Sep 26, 07 at 05:21am
Are you pulling my leg ????????? I'm stumped.

That's as funny as the "Gold digger one".

hahahahahahahaha

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Sep 26, 07 at 05:25am
There’s a miner in Africa who has an accident with his drill and loses a leg. “Now I’m fucked”, he says to his mate, “who’s gonna want a one-legged gold digger?”

Paul McCartney does.

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Sep 26, 07 at 05:25am
Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this Christmas but it wasn’t her main present, it was just a stocking filler.

Paul McCartney has bought his wife a plane for Christmas. But she’ll still use a razor on the other leg.

What’s got three legs and lives on a farm in Scotland?
Mr and Mrs McCartney

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Sep 26, 07 at 05:26am
Have you heard Paul McCartneys latest single?
We lay upon the riverbank
My heart was all aquiver
I ran my hand right up her skirt
And her leg fell in the river

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Sep 26, 07 at 05:28am
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped" "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this" After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather. It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on. Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless" Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney" Finally, a poem by Sir Paul McCartney: I lay upon a grassy bank My hands were all a quiver I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river Lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.

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Sep 26, 07 at 05:30am
A journalist asks Paul McCartney if he'll ever go down on one knee again.
Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.'

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Sep 26, 07 at 05:31am
Paul was upset with his wife Heather Mills because her favorite music was Hip Hop.

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Sep 26, 07 at 05:32am
Poor Paul McCartney, I bet Heather is limping all the way to the bank.

crafty

Sep 26, 07 at 08:23am
Lol...this post is full of splinters.:D