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Sep 25, 07 at 01:45pm
I see by the size of your member
You're as hot as a blazing coal ember!
So slicken that mast -
And hon, make it fast -
This girl's not been poked since December!


A broken-down lecher named Tupps
Was heard to confess in his cups:
"The height of my folly
Was diddling a collie -
But I got a nice price for the pups."

Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 04:20pm
There once was a girl named Monica,
quite skilled at blowing harmonica,
She fell to her knees, quite willing to please. And said, Mr President, happy Hanukkah... :mrgreen:

Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 04:30pm
There was a young widow named Brice,
Who kept her dead husband on ice;
She said, "T'was hard when I lost him,
I'll never defrost him;
It's rather cold comfort but nice."

Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 04:35pm
A man with a six foot long johnson
Who wanted to go to Wisconsin
Created a fuss
When he boarded the bus
Cause they couldn't fit all of his schlong in.