limerick time



limerick time


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Sep 25, 07 at 01:41pm
There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell,
As a shot rang her bell,
"I'll give you a ding for a dong!"

There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire
She said: "It's a sin
But now that it's in
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

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Sep 25, 07 at 01:56pm
Said Gueneivere to her Lancelot
Stop being such a noble young snot
I demand that you kneel
To my wound that won't heal
So a fine cunnilingus she got.

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Sep 25, 07 at 02:02pm
There was a young lady from Peru,
Who had absolutely nothing to do,
So she sat on the stairs,
And counted her hairs,
Eight thousand, four hundred and two.

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Sep 25, 07 at 03:33pm
The sea captain's tender young bride
fell into the bay at low tide,
You could tell by her squeals,
that some of the eels
had discovered a dark place to hide.

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Sep 25, 07 at 04:13pm
There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cocksucker,
Said, "Don't blow out your lips
Like an elephant's hips;
The boys like it best when you pucker."

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Sep 26, 07 at 07:09am
I wrote a song about Tanya Tucker a few years ago.........but it doesn't rhyme. Here goes :

I love........I love Tanya Tucker,
Maybe someday, I'll get the chance to sing with her.

crafty

Sep 26, 07 at 08:19am
I wrote a song about Tanya Tucker a few years ago.........but it doesn't rhyme. Here goes :

I love........I love Tanya Tucker,
Maybe someday, I'll get the chance to sing with her.
******
All you had to do Horse is say fuck her instead of sing with her....what were you thinking...:x

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Sep 26, 07 at 10:57am
When a corpulent spinster named Snow
Was approached by a dwarf for a blow,
She replied, "I have pride!
Your request is denied!
I could never, sir, stoop quite that low!"

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Sep 27, 07 at 07:02am
I wrote a song about Tanya Tucker a few years ago.........but it doesn't rhyme. Here goes :

I love........I love Tanya Tucker,
Maybe someday, I'll get the chance to sing with her.
******
All you had to do Horse is say fuck her instead of sing with her....what were you thinking...

WHOA ! That'll work ! LOL