Three servicemen, Air Force, Marine, and
a Sailor, were all on a flight
to go home on leave after spending time in Afghanistan.
When they landed a man approached them and
said, "Boys to show my thanks
for serving our country I'm gonna give you my
truck to drive home so you
don't have to pay for a cab." The guys
thankfully agreed and drove off.
Halfway there the truck broke down and they
were stuck out on a lonely
stretch of road. Off in the distance they saw a farm house
and went to ask to use the phone.
When the man at the door answered and saw
the men in uniform he invited
them in. He said, "Boys for serving
our country I'll cook you a steak
dinner and you can shack up with my three
daughters, you'll have to
discuss amongst yourselves who sleeps with
each girl, there's plenty of
beer in the fridge."
The men ate and the first girl comes
down the stairs, a very pretty
girl. The fly boy jumped up and
said "she's mine" and goes upstairs.
The second girl comes down, prettier than the first, the jar head
snatches her up and goes upstairs.
The sailor is waiting for the last girl
thinking he's getting the ugly one.
Oh his delight she comes down, the finest of them all.
The next morning the farmer is cooking
breakfast. The fly boy comes
down first, uniform neatly pressed, fresh
looking. The farmer asked if
he wanted breakfast but the fly boy says,
"No thank you sir, you've done
enough already," and left.
The jarhead came down next, uniform not as
neat as the fly boys but
still acceptable. The farmer
offers him food but he only drinks coffee,
thanks the farmer and leaves.
The sailor comes down next, still a little
drunk, neckerchief messed up
and missing a shoe. The farmer
offers him breakfast and the sailor ate
everything and took off without even a 'thank you.'
After they all were gone the farmer
calls his girls down. Rubbing is
hands together greedily he says, "OK girls, how did we do?"
The girl with the airman says,
"He fondled me a little, drank a beer and gave me $200!"
The girl with the marine says,
"He screwed me one time, had a couple
beers and gave me $150."
The poor girl with the sailor appears all tired and worn out, "he
screwed me all night, drank the rest
of the beer, and I'll be damned if
he didn't borrow $50 from me till next payday!"
Sep 25, 07 at 09:14am