Kinky key catastrophe



Kinky key catastrophe


Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 08:57am
A couple's bid to spice up their love life backfired when they had to call 999 after losing the key to their handcuffs.
It took the combined efforts of three policemen and 20 firemen to free Zoe Comaish, 32, reports The Sun.
She was handcuffed to the bed for two hours after boyfriend Stuart Fisher lost the key.
Three policemen came round and managed to cut the chain but could not get the cuffs off her wrists.
Sound engineer Stuart, 34, said: "They told us we'd have to go down to the fire station. Zoe was mortified. They were all laughing and wished us luck."
But when the luckless couple arrived at their local station in Southampton, Hants, one watch was coming on duty and another was going off.
It meant there were 20 officers keen to help.
Saleswoman Zoe said: "I've never gone so red in my whole life."
One firemen said: "She wanted the floor to open up and swallow her. The boys were arguing over who would use the bolt cutters. It took a few snips and she was free."
Stuart said: "We were just trying to spice up our sex life - but including three policemen and twenty fireman wasn't in the plan."

yogithebear

Sep 25, 07 at 09:02am
My question is why didn't the three cops just use their keys to unlock the cuffs?? sounds like they wanted to prolong the agony a little??? hehehe
Most all good handcuffs use interchangable keys, at least all mine do.

Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 09:05am
Probably different keys sold at sex shop hand cuffs :lol:

Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 09:15am
the ones from the sex shop are cheap and sooooo! easy to pick.
most have a hidden safety release.thats why you read the instructions.
:wink:
quack

Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 09:18am
ducky_jr
Could you please tell us how you know the ones from the sex shop are cheaper :lol:
Edited by Deleted Member Sep 25, 07 at 09:18am

Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 09:26am
cuz i'm a cheap bastard!
the cops frown on ya taking their good ones.
they you gotta take their night sticks too.
:lol::lol:
this causes severe headaches and blood in urine from the severely beaten kidneys...
8O8O
they really rough you up in the penalty box.
:lol:
ya gotta have some way of keeping your date from runninng away when they see the green goes on down to funland.
trial and error...
learn from it!
:lol::lol::lol:
let me say before you call the cops,just kidding!
i like being tied up and taken advantage of.
:oops:
quack

Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 10:35am
ducky_jr
like being tied up and taken advantage of.

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Beware of women with ice picks when you are tied up :lol:

Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 11:02am
Women with cigarette lighters can be a hazard too.:-(

If you need to be manacled and manhandled by a woman, I'd think Mz V would probably do a very satisfactory job.:oops:

Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 11:11am
I'd think Mz V would probably do a very satisfactory job.

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Deleted Member

Sep 25, 07 at 11:28am
My thoughts on the original story:

The guy 'lost' the key on purpose.

The cops key 'didn't work' for the same reason.

Arriving at the fire station during shift change was no accident.

She either fucked the guys brains out afterwards, or waited until he fell asleep and beat his brains out with a baseball bat.

Since there wasn't a paragraph at the end describing the bloody scene, she fucked his brains out.

Just my two cents.