One hot August day we found this old straggly
cat at our door.
She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible,
skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her,
and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She
had no name so we named her 'Pussy cat". The Vet
decided to keep her for a day or so and said he
would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget
to wash her, she stinks."
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls
my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El
The next day hubby had an appointment with his
Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The
Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see
The door opened and in popped the vet and
announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is
finally shaved and clean. She now smells like
a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant.
God knows who the father is!"