"Helping a Cat"

"Helping a Cat"

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Sep 4, 07 at 02:33am
One hot August day we found this old straggly
cat at our door.

She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible,
skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her,
and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She
had no name so we named her 'Pussy cat". The Vet
decided to keep her for a day or so and said he
would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget
to wash her, she stinks."

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls
my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El

The next day hubby had an appointment with his
Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The
Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see
the Doctor.

The door opened and in popped the vet and
announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is
finally shaved and clean. She now smells like
a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant.
God knows who the father is!"


Sep 4, 07 at 12:49pm
Farmer goes to the vet and tells him he has a cat that seems out-of-sorts: mopey, lethargic, generally in a foul mood.

"Give 'im this, a couple cups a day." said the vet, handing the farmer a large bottle of mineral oil.

Naext day the vet sees the farmer and asks, "How's your calf doing?"

"Wasn't a calf, it was an old tomcat," says the farmer.

"OH no!" says the vet. "You didn't give him all that mineral oil, did you?"

"Sure did," sayd the farmer."Last I saw of him he was disappearing over the hill with 5 other cats. Two was diggin', two was coverin' up, and one was scouting around for new territory."

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Sep 4, 07 at 04:26pm
:mrgreen:omg JMC.. that is funny.. i spit out my drink, now i have a mess to clean! lol thanks for the great laugh!!!