Sep 23, 07 at 08:28pm
LAWYER: "On the morning of July 25th, did you walk from the farmhouse down the footpath to the cowshed?"

WITNESS: "I did."

LAWYER: "And as a result, you passed within a few yards of the duckpond?"

WITNESS: "I did."

LAWYER: "And did you observe anything?"

WITNESS: "I did." (Witness remains silent.)

LAWYER: "Well, could you tell the Court what you saw?"

WITNESS: "I saw George."

LAWYER: " You saw George *******, the defendant in this case?"


LAWYER: "Can you tell the Court what George ******* was doing?"

WITNESS: "Yes." (Witness remains silent.)

LAWYER: "Well, would you kindly do so?"

WITNESS: " He had his thing stuck into one of the ducks."

LAWYER: "His 'thing?'"

WITNESS: "You know... His thing. His di... I mean, his penis."

LAWYER: "You passed close by the duckpond, the light was good, you were sober, you have good eyesight, and you saw this clearly?"


LAWYER: "Did you say anything to him?"

WITNESS: "Of course, I did!"

LAWYER: "What did you say to him?"

WITNESS: "Morning, George.".


Sep 24, 07 at 08:13am
Lol....was looking for a different punchline.:lol: