Girlz nite out



Girlz nite out


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Sep 23, 07 at 05:34pm
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around 3 in the morning and a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed)....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him "midnight!" He didn't seem mad at all. Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh crap", Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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Sep 23, 07 at 06:00pm
I just love that one - I get a visual of it and it's all the funnier!! :lol:

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Sep 23, 07 at 07:10pm
I think it was you.:D

BTW~~ Did I say you have a cute butt?:oops:
Edited by Deleted Member Sep 23, 07 at 07:11pm

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Sep 23, 07 at 08:12pm
Oh man that was funny!!!

xoxo Mz V:wink:

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Sep 24, 07 at 02:48am
Yes Duckie - you did mention my butt in another post :oops: Do you have a butt fetish or something? 8O

No that wasn't me in the joke above - I do remember a couple times at Christmas when I had a few too many and was giggling and teeheeing while trying to fill my kids stockings and I kept dropping things on the floor. :-)