Another Singing Asshole



Another Singing Asshole


ozmale1943

Sep 23, 07 at 03:22pm
A cow poke in West Texas was herding longhorn cattle one
day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After
hunting about for a time, he discovered the sound was
loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder
near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the
calf's hind end, he heard, "The eyes of Texas are upon
you, all the live long day..."

Amazed, he tossed the longhorn calf over his horse's
back, mounted and rode quickly to his line shack 10 miles
away. There he put the calf into his truck and drove 74
miles to Ft. Stockton, where he took the animal to a vet.
When the vet asked him what was going on, the cowpoke
told him, and the vet went around behind the calf and
gave a listen, too. He agreed he heard "The eyes of
Texas are upon you, you cannot get away..." but didn't
seem particularly excited.

"Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the
cowpoke asked.

The vet, a third generation Aggie, said, "Bud, I'm an
Aggie, and I've been listening to assholes sing the
"Eyes of Texas" for years."

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Sep 23, 07 at 03:41pm
8O:D:lol: