8)Jill meets Nadine for lunch. "You're looking very tired today, Nadine.
Did you have a late night?"
"Yes," replied Nadine, "but it was all very strange. While doing some
gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, so I rubbed it and out popped a
genie. He gave me a choice of two wishes." "Wow," says Jill, "so what
were the choices he gave you, Nadine?"
"He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, 100% memory or
else he could give my boyfriend a bigger penis."
"So tell me already, Nadine, what did you choose?" "I can't remember,"