I will Survive!! :roll:



I will Survive!! :roll:


Deleted Member

Sep 23, 07 at 10:53am
Sing to the Tune "I will Survive"

...... At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
and I knew that I could take you on....

But there you are,
another lie,
I was ready for a big mac
and you've bought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bullshit,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda
lurking in those baggy jeans!

Go on now go walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches,
then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't cast you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't
count?!

(Chorus)
I will survive!
'Cuz as long as I have
batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will survive!
I will survive!. .
Hey! Hey!

[Verse II]
It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner
standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos
and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin'
for a cordless multispeed!

(Chorus)
I will survive!
'Cuz as long as I have
batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will survive!
I will survive!. .

:oops: :D

Deleted Member

Sep 23, 07 at 10:56am
OMG I love it Lady Y!!!

xoxo Mz V:mrgreen:

Deleted Member

Sep 23, 07 at 10:58am
I've posted most all the jokes I have on the OLD Clubhouse - and since I can't get to the ones on MY computer I thought I'd go back in my email archives and find some. They're all oldie moldies - but sometimes they are the best ones. :-)