If you are a gardener,
Here is a great idea for you to try!
JOIN THE FERTILIZER CLUB - FREE!
This letter is being sent to you because we know that you are
critically interested in the condition of your lawn.
This is a fertilizer club that will not cost you a cent to join!
Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top
of the list and crap on their front lawn.
You will not be the only one there, so do not feel embarrassed.
Then make five copies of this letter and send them to
five of your friends who appreciate a good lawn.
Add your name to the letter.
You will not get any money or cheques, but within one week ,
if this chain is not broken, there will be
9,126 people crapping on your lawn.
Your reward will come next spring when you will have one of
the greenest, most beautiful lawns in the neighborhood.
FEEL FREE TO CUT AND PASTE THE ABOVE AND MAIL IT TO YOUR FRIENDS!
1. Bob Johnson
2. Billy Greer
3. Sonia Smith
4. Jake Huckster
5. Molly Irit
6. ____________ _____(<~~~your name here.>
7. ____________ ____
8. ____________ ____
9. ____________ ____