A mouse was setting in a bar having a drink when a
beautiful female giraffe came in and sat down at the
end of the bar.
The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink.
Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her
another drink. After a third round, the bartender looked
up and they were leaving the bar together.
The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely crawled
up on the barstool and sat there gasping for air. His
whiskers were bent and broken, tail was crooked and
patches of hair were falling out.
The bartender took one look and said, ...."How did it
go last night?"
The mouse said, "Man, that was the best sex I ever
The bartender asked, "Why do you look so bad?"
The mouse replied, "Hey between the kissing and
the screwing I must have run 10 miles!"
Sep 22, 07 at 05:39am