Silly quickies



Silly quickies


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Sep 21, 07 at 10:32am
Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired?
He couldn't control his pupils.

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, they had an apple.

When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.

How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.

Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball

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Sep 21, 07 at 10:58am
maybe you should have titled this silly quicky groaners

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Sep 21, 07 at 11:01am
that's not a very big aquarium you have there tomygunn - and you're supposed to put water in :D

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Sep 21, 07 at 11:15am
his remains are in the freezer

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Sep 21, 07 at 12:42pm
Pass the tartar sauce please!!!

xoxo Mz V:wink:

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Sep 21, 07 at 01:10pm
Speaking of fish :

What is the difference between an Iraqi woman and one of Tomy’s
Catfish ????????

One is dirty, filthy, slimy, gross, stinks and it has whiskers………….
……………..the other one is served with hushpuppies.

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Sep 21, 07 at 01:12pm
hushpuppies cold beer cornbread cold beer french fries cold beer, making me hungry

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Sep 21, 07 at 01:14pm
You should be on the stage, horse - there's one leaving in 15 minutes :D

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Sep 21, 07 at 01:15pm
pg said not me

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Sep 21, 07 at 01:19pm
Hey Tomy - this pic is the British record carp - 44 pounds. Used to swim around in London zoo til it died a few years back.
Now THAT would have made a meal eh?