Little Johnny



Little Johnny


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Sep 21, 07 at 10:24am
One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class
"children, if you know the answer, please raise your hand! Tell me
things you can suck! After several children had answers such as a
popsicle and a lollypop, Johnny called out, "A lamp." The teacher
asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp?" "Well,
last night when I passed my parents' bedroom," Little Johnny
answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me
suck it."

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Sep 21, 07 at 11:20am
Reminds me of when Johnny asked mum if au pairs come apart because dad said he screwed the arse off theirs....