Two women go out one night without their husbands. As they
came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, They felt
the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a
Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there
anyway. The first one did not have anything to clean herself
with, so she took off her pants and used them to clean
herself and discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought 'I'm not
getting rid of my pants...' so she used the ribbon of a
flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each
other on the phone, and one says to the other: 'We have to
be on the lookout, it seems that these two were up to no
Good last night, my wife came home without her pants...'.
The other one responded: 'You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, 'We will never