You May Be A Farmer If...



You May Be A Farmer If...


crafty

Sep 20, 07 at 08:18am
* You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.

* You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.

* You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.

* You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.

* You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment.

* You have used a velvetleaf plant as toilet paper.

* You have driven off the road while examining your neighbor's crops.

* You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.

* You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.