hillbilly birth



hillbilly birth


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Sep 19, 07 at 05:20pm
Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County
Kentucky a
hillbilly's wife went
into labor in the middle of the night, and the
doctor was called out to
assist in the delivery. Since there was no
electricity, the doctor handed
the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You
hold
this high so I can see
what I am doing!."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa
there," said the doctor,
"don't be in such a rush to put that lantern
down; I
think there's another
one coming."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a
baby
girl. "Hold that lantern
up, don't set it down; there's another one!"
Said
the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third
baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry
to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet
another one coming!" cried
the doctor.


The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment,
and
asked the doctor,
"You reckon it might be the light that's
attractin' 'em?"