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Deleted Member

Sep 19, 07 at 03:07pm
Just saw this on the net and it tickled me so thought i would share it here.....


WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast judgement on the ultimate judge - God.

STate lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes.

The suit, Chambers Vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons, including Chambers's constituents.

It asserts that God is the "admitted perpetrator" of such acts and said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omnipresence eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.

Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one against a judge.

He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgement against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.

Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.

Deleted Member

Sep 19, 07 at 03:54pm
LOL ... this is a strange view of God. Non Sequitur

Ray

Sep 19, 07 at 05:11pm
Thats Awesome

zepyer_1999

Sep 19, 07 at 05:19pm
Yeah, getting on God's badside. Good idea...

Deleted Member

Sep 19, 07 at 05:19pm
wonder how much in court cost this nutjob has run up with his frivolous waste of time?
he better watch out for thunderstorms.
8O
quack

Deleted Member

Sep 19, 07 at 07:53pm
Too funny!

"STate lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes."

Ernie Chambers is in for a rude awakening... if God "causes" floods, earthquakes and all of the afore mentioned then just imagine what He can do to Ernie!!!!8O

Deleted Member

Sep 19, 07 at 08:21pm
First, they are going to have to prove by a 'preponderance of the evidence', that GOD Indeed caused said catastrophes.8O

Unless they get a whole jury full of believers, they will have a hung jury. :-(

In the event they Do get a whole jury of believers, how are they going to find a believer who isn't prejudiced?:-)

Not to mention that if God wants a jury, they're going to have to find enough 'Peers'. And who is to say one of these alleged 'Peers' didn't do it?:twisted:

I agree with mylipswantu, Ernie's in deep shit.:mrgreen:

zepyer_1999

Sep 19, 07 at 08:45pm
How they going to serve his with warrant?
Anyway, wonder if this is going to cost us tax money?
Edited by zepyer_1999 Sep 19, 07 at 08:45pm

Deleted Member

Sep 20, 07 at 09:04am
If ya live near Ernie.....FREAKIN MOVE!!! He's in deep doo doo for sure yall!!!

xoxo Mz V

newguy1

Sep 20, 07 at 09:45am
I came within feet of getting hit by lightning once already.

So I have no comment. I swear I have no comment!