Man rules

Man rules

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Sep 19, 07 at 11:39am
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.. Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

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Sep 19, 07 at 02:39pm
I must take offense to the "You have too many shoes" comment.... one can NEVER have too many shoes.. it's like saying "you have too many pornos", or "you have too many friends", or "you have too much money".... just isn't true!! :evil: :lol::lol::lol:

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Sep 19, 07 at 02:53pm
Got that right!

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Sep 19, 07 at 04:46pm
at 3:00 this morning i was heading to the bathroom and some of my wifes shoes avalanched to the floor and i almost broke my neck. these were just the shoes she wears once a week,thinks about wearing,or needs new clothes to go with them. if all of her shoes would have fallen on me she would have had to call the rescue squad

Deleted Member

Sep 19, 07 at 06:52pm
that's not too many shoes... that's just poor organization of the shoes :D


Sep 20, 07 at 09:23am
You only have two feet. How many shoes do you really need????

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Sep 20, 07 at 09:30am
Go Gators !

Deleted Member

Sep 20, 07 at 11:26am
that's not too many shoes... that's just poor organization of the shoes

as my wife said...what the hell are you walking on the floor for that space is reserved for my shoes