Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other
while rubbing his belly with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate
my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
Sep 19, 07 at 12:04pm
So he dumped her in the woods.
Sep 19, 07 at 03:48pm
Two cannibals are eating a missionary. One starts at the head and the other at the feet.
The first one asks, "How are you doing down there?"
The second says, "I'm having a ball."
The first one then says, "Gee you sure eat fast, don't you?"