The bridegroom carried his bride over the threshold and into their
honeymoon suite. They had taken off all their clothes, when suddenly the sweet young thing begins to tremble uncontrollably. "What's the
matter, honey?" he asked in a concerned voice. She was now shivering all over. "I've got an attack of St. Vitus Dance," she said. The groom thought about it for a few moments, then picked up the phone and called the bell captain for help. Four bellboys came rushing into the room. "Quick! You grab her arms," the young man shouted to two of
them. To the other two, "Grab her legs and hold her tight." He leaped
into the bed on top of her, slid his penis inside her, and then
shouted to the bellboys, "Okay, fellows, let her go!!"