Q: How can you tell when an auto mechanic or a coal miner has just had sex?
A: One of his fingers is clean.
Q: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Q: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q: How do Kiwis practice safe sex?
A: They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.
Q: Why do divorced men get married again?
A: Lack of memory....
: What do blondes and prawns have in common?
A: The heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste nice.
Q. What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A. They already have boyfriends
Q. What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
Q. What does a pussy look like after sex?
A. Have you ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonnaise?