.....Felix came out of the local pub a little drunk. He got into his pickup and started driving home. He was on a lonely stretch of the road when, all of a sudden, a piston blew right through the engine hood! Felix got out of his truck, angry as hell and kicked the door out of sheer frustration and started walking down the deserted road. About twenty minutes later, a pickup loaded with
guys riding in the back came along and stopped. One of the men
yelled, "Hey man, what happened?" Felix replies, "Piston broke." The
man calls back, "Oh hell, buddy! We're all pissed and broke, too. Get in the fuckin' truck."