Mental Problems



Mental Problems


crafty

Sep 17, 07 at 08:50am
Susan was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, "If a bus was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?"

Susan replied, "I would get in my Lear Jet and fly away!"

The doctor then asked, "Where did you get a Lear Jet?"

Susan replied, "The same place you got your bus!"

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Sep 17, 07 at 09:26am
Hahahahaha.....:mrgreen:

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Sep 17, 07 at 12:53pm
The voices just told me Susan's a sick bitch.

They said she was fucking bonkers.

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Sep 17, 07 at 12:54pm
just call me bonkers

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Sep 19, 07 at 07:33am
So I told the Shrink “I was Napoleon”.

The Doctor asked me “ who told you, you were Napoleon” ?

I said “God did”

And the guy in the next bed said “ I did not” !!