Dear Abby, What should I do.....



Dear Abby, What should I do.....


Deleted Member

Sep 16, 07 at 09:13am
Dear Abby:
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.
Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom.

Deleted Member

Sep 16, 07 at 09:54am
i have learned the hard way that sometimes it is best to keep your mouth shut

Deleted Member

Sep 16, 07 at 09:55am
Does seem a no brainer eh tomy???

xoxo Mz V:wink:

Deleted Member

Sep 16, 07 at 10:08am
i have been accused of that in the past (and probably will again in the future)

crafty

Sep 16, 07 at 04:13pm
Heard it a bit differently before, but it still cracks me up. :mrgreen:

Sire61

Sep 16, 07 at 06:15pm
I would have been screwed cuz I used to keep them in my wallet!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!8O

Deleted Member

Sep 16, 07 at 06:28pm
Sire you woulda been screwed for sure!!! Where ya been hidin??? Been missin my fav gorilla!!!

xoxo Mz V