Sep 16, 07 at 04:55am
A game warden in Tennessee was driving down the road when he came upon a
young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped
and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"

The boy replied, "What turkey?"

The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under
your arm."

The boy look down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey
done roosted under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is
closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do
to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If
you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to
him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"

The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and
let him go!!

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Sep 16, 07 at 08:08am
Sounds like an excellent idea to me.