3 Old ladies



3 Old ladies


Deleted Member

Sep 15, 07 at 10:25am
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home An old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are"

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age.

Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers. The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up
and said, "You're 91 years old!"

"How in the world did you guess?" The ornery old grandmas snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison,

"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday !!!!

Deleted Member

Sep 15, 07 at 10:28am
LJD - are you feeling OK today? You just posted the same joke twice :D

Deleted Member

Sep 15, 07 at 10:29am
It's the site. It has gremlins today!

Deleted Member

Sep 15, 07 at 10:30am
I'll keep my eyes open for them then. :mrgreen:

crafty

Sep 15, 07 at 01:41pm
It's the site. It has gremlins today!
Hope they are not green ones....hehe, maybe from your wanting to live on another planet?:lol:

Deleted Member

Sep 15, 07 at 02:41pm
Hmmm....could be they are checkin' me out...:mrgreen:

Deleted Member

Sep 15, 07 at 05:08pm
I see us doing that in an old folks home!!!!

xoxo Mz V

Sire61

Sep 16, 07 at 06:38pm
I just hope I'm not in the same one as Yall!! BullShit! It would be a Blast with You Ladies!!!hahahahaha

Deleted Member

Sep 16, 07 at 06:43pm
We'd have you doin all sorts of things Sire, and get away with it all!!!

xoxo Mz V