Ole and the Hooker...



Ole and the Hooker...


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Sep 15, 07 at 07:28am
Ole was walking home late at night, through the park; and sees a woman
in the shadows. "Twenty dollars" she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.

So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when
all of a sudden a light flashes on them -- it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making luff to my vife," Ole answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop. "I didn't know."

"Vell," says Ole, "I din't needer, 'til you shine that damn light in her face."
:oops:8O

Deleted Member

Sep 15, 07 at 07:30am
she probably kept the money also

Deleted Member

Sep 15, 07 at 08:20am
Of course she kept it!!!

xoxo Mz V:D

Deleted Member

Sep 15, 07 at 09:55am
She not only kept that money - but got a helluva lot more when she found out that HE would be going out with a hooker!! :D Ole had been married to her long enough to keep his mouth shut about the fact that SHE is a hooker as it would only cause more trouble than he was willing to deal with. :roll:

crafty

Sep 15, 07 at 01:47pm
hahaha...big trouble for Ole, hope she doesn't kill him as they are my favorite jokes.:lol:

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Sep 15, 07 at 01:50pm
Abadday knows that you like Ole and Lena jokes so when he sent me this one in an email he asked me to post it on WW just for you Crafty. :roll:

crafty

Sep 15, 07 at 01:52pm
Thank you Lady Y.....is Abadday coming back to the new clubhouse? Seems we have lost a lot of the old gang.