Polish Mechanic



Polish Mechanic


crafty

Sep 14, 07 at 12:12pm
A Polish mechanic saw his brother (who also happened to be a mechanic) walking down the street, carrying a large wooden door.

Obviously curious at his brother's rather unusual accoutrement, he asked him, "Why are you carrying that door? "His brother answered, " I lost my keys and I was worried that someone would find them and be able to get into my house, so I took the door."

The first brother rolled his eyes, "You idiot! What if you lose the door, you'll never be able to get into your house!"

The door carrying brother shook his head in disbelief, "I'm not completely dumb, I left the window open!"

Deleted Member

Sep 14, 07 at 12:32pm
Did you hear about the Polish lesbian ????

She loves men.

Deleted Member

Sep 14, 07 at 12:33pm
What is the capital of Poland ??

35 cents.

wldbill

Sep 14, 07 at 12:33pm
A fellow is riding across the desert in air conditioned comfort and spies some doofus hoofing it and carrying the driver's door from a '52 Plymouth.

He stops and asks, "Why on earth are you lugging that big, heavy car door? Don't you realize it's nearly 100 degrees out here?

"Yup. When it goes over 100, I roll the window down."

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Sep 14, 07 at 12:33pm
What do you call a Jewish hooker ?

A fucking Jew.

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Sep 14, 07 at 12:36pm
What do you call an abortion in Czechoslovakia ?????

A canceled check.

Deleted Member

Sep 14, 07 at 12:38pm
What do you call a midget hooker ???

A little fucker.

Deleted Member

Sep 14, 07 at 05:31pm
Hear about the woman who fell asleep in the park outside a synagogue?

She woke up with a heavy dew on her

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Sep 14, 07 at 05:35pm
Wow probablgraham I love your pic!!! Handsome sexy guy!!!! Dang I love this place!!!

xoxo Mz V

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Sep 14, 07 at 06:00pm
Wish there was an icon to say what I think of your pics purpleheart :oops: