Jewish Ladies



Jewish Ladies


crafty

Sep 14, 07 at 12:09pm
Four old Jewish ladies are eating brunch at their favorite restaurant in Long Island. The waiter comes up to them and asks, "Is anything all right?"

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Sep 14, 07 at 12:53pm
Great joke crafty ! Oy.

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Sep 14, 07 at 01:32pm
How can you tell if a Jewish woman has an orgasm ?

The ash falls off her cigarette.

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Sep 14, 07 at 01:37pm
A Jewish woman answers the phone, “Hello”.

The man on the other end says “I bet you’d like me to come
over there, rip off your clothes, squeeze you titties, bite you
on the ass and fist fuck you up to my elbow” !

The Jewish woman says “All of this from just hello” ??????

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Sep 14, 07 at 02:09pm
How to make a Jewish omelette:

First - borrow 4 eggs.......:D

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Sep 14, 07 at 02:17pm
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated,
and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
"Bloomingdales?" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."