Mike: Do you remember first meeting your wife?
John: Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the
Gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her
That if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a
New life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again.
Mike: Wow, I hope she appreciates what you did for her.
John: Not really. Jill hated to give up bowling.