A guy cuddled up to his wife and softly whispered into her ear:
"Could we make love, please dear?" She rolled over away from him.
"Not tonight, darling, I've got a splitting headache," she replied
rather tersely. Too horny to read the obvious signals the husband
pleaded. "Please, honey. I'll only stick it in for a minute" "What do
you think I am," his wife retorted, "a fuckin microwave?"