Bill meets Doug at the bar after work. Doug is really upset.
"What's wrong pal?" Bill asked. "You look really down"
"I am. My wife said she wants to have sex in the back seat of the
car" Doug replied.
"So what's wrong with that?" Bill asked, seeming somewhat confused.
"Well," Doug sighs, "She said she wants me to be driving when she has sex in the back seat.