Golf Joke



Golf Joke


crafty

Sep 12, 07 at 08:33am
Jim's favorite golf course was built right next to a cemetery.
One of the greens is right next to the fence that separates
the golf course from the cemetery.
Well on this particular afternoon, Jim was playing with a
well-known loudmouth and they came up to that green.
Loudmouth had about a 50 foot putt to sink for a birdie.
He took out his putter and whacked the ball towards the hole.
Now, it so just happens on the other side of the
fence there was a funeral in process.
Jim tells us what happened next.
"Man, that putt almost made it," he said.
"And at about the time the pastor across
the fence got done with the service.
Well, that was when Loudmouth shouted
(loud enough for everyone at the funeral to hear)
'Get in that damn hole, motherfucker!' "