Fairy tale technology



Fairy tale technology


Deleted Member

Sep 10, 07 at 10:30am
If you think technology has changed the work world, just take a look at what's happening in never-never land. A recent update reports that today:

Little Bo Peep never loses sheep because of their embedded silicon
identity chips.

Cinderella searches for her prince on Match.com - and leases her
pumpkin-colored SUV at Avis.com.

Hansel and Gretel use the GPS rather than breadcrumbs but have
reported problems stuffing the wicked witch into her microwave oven.

To avoid travel stress, Alice now plans her Wonderland vacation with
travelocity.com.

A reformed Ebenezer Scrooge sends Bob Cratchett to update his
certification for Excel and Quicken.

Jack's making a fortune on his beanstalk bioengineering breakthrough.

Old McDonald uses voice recognition to make ordering easy at his agricultural auction site http://www.eieio.com.

Romeo and Juliet avoid tragic problems by keeping in touch through their cell phones.

With her early Web capabilities, Charlotte is now a motivational
speaker at tech conferences around the world.

The Pied Piper switched career fields after his tunes were bootlegged on Napster.

King Arthur has replaced that expensive round table with satellite
video-conferencing.

Gulliver is on sabbatical using up all his frequent flyer miles.

Jack and Jill order their Evian on http://www.peapod.com.

Deleted Member

Sep 10, 07 at 12:17pm
even with all the advances in technology some things remain the same...

horse is still a shit disturber

Deleted Member

Sep 10, 07 at 12:19pm
Am not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deleted Member

Sep 10, 07 at 12:25pm
are to

Deleted Member

Sep 10, 07 at 12:39pm
I am not !

Deleted Member

Sep 10, 07 at 06:37pm
I thought both of you would leave you sibling rivalry in the old clubhouse - but I can see that you didn't. Shame on you!! :-(

Deleted Member

Sep 10, 07 at 08:35pm
horse started it
Edited by Deleted Member Sep 10, 07 at 08:35pm