I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all my guns today.
I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Kroger.
I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.
The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.