Moanin' Mike is sitting in his local bar with his buddies,
Sharing a beer and bragging about his sex life.
Moanin' says, I have great sex with my wife. She's very vocal,
She can really rattle the windows, and most of it really turns
I love it when she screams, 'Harder!' I love it when she screams,
"Man, you lucky dog! Says his one buddy. But come on and
Tell the truth, isn't there sometimes a problem with your
"The only problem I have..." Moanin' said dejectedly,
"Is when she screams, 'Deeper!'"