You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
You open a can of soup, and the lid falls in.
There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.
You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up. 8O