What Guy's Really Mean...



What Guy's Really Mean...


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Sep 6, 07 at 09:38pm
What Guy's Really Mean...


When you catch a guy glancing at you, he’s actually wondering what you look like naked.


When a guy bumps into your arm while walking with you, it means your too damn close so back up 3 steps.


When a guy wants a hug he’ll go to the nudy bar and buy a lap dance.


When you break a guys heart he won’t even remember your name 3 days later.


When a guy is quiet, he’s probably masturbating.


When a guy is not arguing, it means there are no women around.


When a guy looks at you with eyes full of questions, he’s wondering what the hell are you blabbering about now.


When a guy answers, “I’m fine,” after a few seconds, he’s fine.


When a guy stares at you, he’s wondering if he slept with you before.


When a guy lays his head on your chest, well… that’s self explanatory.


When a guy says, “I miss you,” it means the scope on his rifle wasn’t set properly.


When a guy says he can’t live without you, he’s really horny and knows that’s what you want to hear.