What A Man Wants...

What A Man Wants...

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Sep 6, 07 at 08:44pm
What A Man Wants...
A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop.

The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head."

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that."

"I'll tell you why," says the dad.

"There's really only three things a man wants in life.

First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside That's mine.
Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town.
Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along."