An angry wife...

An angry wife...

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Sep 6, 07 at 08:41pm
An angry wife met her husband at the door.

There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.

"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning."

"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."