Spicy Chinese Proverbs...

Spicy Chinese Proverbs...

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Sep 6, 07 at 09:14am
Spicy Chinese Proverbs!

* "Virginity like bubble. . . One prick - all gone!"

* "Man who run in front of car get tired"

* "Man who run behind car get exhausted"

* "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"

* "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

* "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

* "Man with one chopstick go hungry."

* "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."

* "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."

* "Baseball is wrong. . . Man with four balls cannot walk!"

* "Panties not best thing on earth. . . but next to it."

* "War doesn't determine who's right . . . War determines who's left."

* "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."

* "Man who sleep in cat house by day . . . sleep in doghouse by night."

* "Man who fight with wife all day . . . get no piece at night!"

* "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"

* "It takes many nails to build crib . . . but one screw to fill it."

* "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"

* "Man who sit on tack get point!"

* "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"

* "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement!"

* "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."

* "Man who farts in church sits in own pew."

* "Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion."

* "Crowded elevator smells different to midget."


Sep 6, 07 at 06:51pm
In motel you get one key, you lose key no new key